Dirty Dusting

Thu 26 October 7.30pm

Starring Crissy Rock (Benidorm and I’m A Celebrity), Leah Bell (comedienne and actress), Dolores Porretta Brown (stage and TV actress) and introducing Andy Green.

After a sellout UK tour in 2015 & 2016, Dirty Dusting returns to the stage in 2017. Treat yourself to an evening of pure theatrical Viagra!

Three cleaning ladies, (past their sell by date) start up a telephone sex line: The Telephone Belles! It’s a provocative chat line that really cleans up!

Gladys, Elsie and Olive are three cleaning ladies who are about to be ‘put out to pasture’ by their overzealous office manager Dave. Feeling they have little chance of gaining employment elsewhere, the ladies have to boost their falling income!

A chance wrong number rings into the office and gives them a great idea: why not run a provocative chat line? After all, their age and appearance won’t matter on the telephone and providing they can keep this a secret from their boss – they could be onto a winner! Needless to say things don’t go entirely according to plan.

This is a heart-warming, feel-good comedy that will have you rolling in the aisles and smiling every time you answer the phone!

Written by Ed Waugh and Trevor Wood. This production is directed by Leah Bell, who injects this hilarious play with a fresh and lively approach coupled with her own unique style.

Age 14+


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